Brian Johnson/Dale Garrard/Greg Carlston)

Last week I had a dream
I dreamed I heard my mommy scream
Someone crept up next to her bed
And laid an axe across my mommy's head
Blood splattered all over the place
I could feel it hot against my face
I woke to find it even on my clothes
But that was about a week ago

CHORUS
Mommy stinks real bad now
Now, now, now, now, now, now now
Mommy stinks real bad now
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Mommy stinks real bad now
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Mommy stinks real bad now

Knock knock, oh Mommy are you there
I've been looking for you Mommy everywhere
Won't you please open up your door
Don't you love me Mommy anymore
You know you can't stay in bed all day
Just think of what the neighbors will say
Oh Mommy why do you let those flies
Lay their eggs inside your eyes

CHORUS

Oh Mommy Mommy please get out of bed
I'm so sorry someone smashed your head
I promise to be a good little boy
And pick up all of my toys
Just think what Dad will say
When he gets home today
Oh Mommy please get out of bed
Please Mommy don't be dead

CHORUS
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